a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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(via sweetlacee)

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(via maybeiamwater)

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

(via freagrai)

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

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(via dryspongebob)

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

(via coolator)

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

(via elocin-times-one)

HAKUNA MA’VODKA — it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

(via noremedyforlife)

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

(via elocin-times-one)

c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

(via monkaroo)