putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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(via thug-garden)

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

(via x-she-is-the-slaughter-x)

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

(via dryspongebob)

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

Omg

(via dyketr0n)

I have looked at you
in millions of ways and
I have loved you in each
— Haiku (via suspend)

(via forbiddenfruitz)

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(via gamma-ray-walrus)

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

(via feministradical)