June 19th, 2013 at 11:45PM
  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
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June 19th, 2013 at 11:36PM

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

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June 19th, 2013 at 11:35PM

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June 19th, 2013 at 11:33PM

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June 19th, 2013 at 11:30PM
hell-etc: glided: this picture has answered life questions omg

hell-etc:

glided:

this picture has answered life questions

omg

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June 19th, 2013 at 11:30PM
  • teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
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June 19th, 2013 at 11:27PM

arixsafari:

This just in: lesbians are now making and selling sex tapes to afford life after a shotgun wedding.

How about you GET A FUCKING JOB??

THIS.

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June 19th, 2013 at 11:27PM

arribaarribacabron:

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit

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June 19th, 2013 at 11:26PM

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June 19th, 2013 at 10:45PM

stillcantthinkofanything:

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

I guess what you’re saying is, you don’t gif a fuck

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