ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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geiszlerandgaila:

kerbear410:

Favorite internet trend.

Is it weird that I find them all hotter when they look silly?

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scottthepilgrim:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

jerk off your fork so it can give you spinnies

scottthepilgrim:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

jerk off your fork so it can give you spinnies

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808dilly:

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

Hahaha

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heliolisk:

heliolisk:

All I want in my life is clear skin and a life time supply of witty one liners to be able to constantly crush those I find inferior to me

Mostly the clear skin though

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saintlukas:

Madonna be like

image

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